So Mitt Romney wins big over Rick Santorum in Illinois yesterday. That is like saying Shasta Cola wins out over Centrella Cola and the winner gets to go against Pepsi. I apologize to all of those that like Shasta and Centrella colas and do not mean to disparage them by comparing them to the current crop of the GOP brain trust.
I want to say right now that I am not a Democrat. That said, I really despise Republicans. I view Republicans as pro-business /anti-person; pro-money/anti-humanity. They are like the Grinch – their hearts have withered and atrophied beyond hope.
The two “front runners” of the GOP race are beyond hope also. If this is what the Republicans have to represent them in the Presidency Race, then it really doesn’t say much about the party. Actually it does: they are fragmented and against the ropes, clutching at straws to try and dupe the public into voting against their self-interests again.
Need proof that these two are morons? Read on:
Romney
“I should tell my story. I’m also unemployed.” Really? So your struggling with your $200 million huh?
“I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that’s the America millions of Americans believe in. That’s the America I love.” Huh?
“I love this state. The trees are the right height.” Again, huh?
”I like those fancy raincoats you bought. Really sprung for the big bucks.” He said this to a group of NASCAR fans at the Daytona 500. I guess he really is that out of touch.
“Corporations are people, my friend… of course they are. Everything corporations earn ultimately goes to the people. Where do you think it goes? Whose pockets? Whose pockets? People’s pockets. Human beings, my friend.” I guess I should be sending all of them corporations a Christmas Card then??
“I saw the young man over there with eggs Benedict, with hollandaise sauce. And I was going to suggest to you that you serve your eggs with hollandaise sauce in hubcaps. Because there’s no plates like chrome for the hollandaise.” At a New Hampshire restaurant. All I have to say is WTF?
“[Obama's stimulus program is] one of the biggest peacetime spending binges in American history.” You mean except for the fact that we were at war in two countries (Iraq and Afghanistan) at the time. Also, I wouldn’t exactly call trying to save our economy a “spending binge”.
Santorum
“The dangers of carbon dioxide? Tell that to a plant, how dangerous carbon dioxide is” And his children are home schooled, huh?
“The notion that college education is a cost-effective way to help poor, low-skill, unmarried mothers with high school diplomas or GEDs move up the economic ladder is just wrong.” I don’t think this needs anything said…
“Marriage is not about affirming somebody’s love for somebody else. It’s about uniting together to be open to children, to further civilization in our society.” I guess I can never get married again…I had a vasectomy! Course I have done my part to help populate the planet already…
“In every society, the definition of marriage has not ever to my knowledge included homosexuality. That’s not to pick on homosexuality. It’s not, you know,man on child, man on dog, or whatever the case may be.” A classic straw man argument. But then logic isn’t a high point with religious folk.
“One of the things I will talk about, that no president has talked about before, is I think the dangers of contraception in this country…. Many of the Christian faith have said, well, that’s okay, contraception is okay. It’s not okay. It’s a license to do things in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be.” What exactly does Santorum’s world look like?
“In far too many families with young children, both parents are working, when, if they really took an honest look at the budget, they might find they don’t both need to…The radical feminists succeeded in undermining the traditional family and convincing women that professional accomplishments are the key to happiness“. What century is he from? Or is that how conservative he is? He wants a return to the 13th century?
“Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?” Another straw man argument. Another example of illogical “thinking”.
“Marriage is an institution that’s a bridge too far for too many African-American woman and is not desirable among African-American males.” I guess he knows this because he has worn a pointy white hood most of his life…
Yes, I realize that everyone has said stupid things; no one is perfect. But a pattern has emerged with all the quotes from these two idiots. That pattern suggests that neither of these men are Presidential material. Actually it screams it…
















































